A Pilot, he retorts. And he can fly. Unlike the bird, Cuckoo, which is just his
office moniker.
office moniker.
He ponders, and wanders. Procrastinates 24x7 with Aristocratic perfection. A pipe, a robe and goatee for style.
Behold an idea, finally!
Fret not at Exercise, my lads. but fair warning to those adorned in suits - he does throw a big stinkin' tantrum when the meeting is far from the comfort zone of his office desk.
Behold an idea, finally!
Fret not at Exercise, my lads. but fair warning to those adorned in suits - he does throw a big stinkin' tantrum when the meeting is far from the comfort zone of his office desk.
'INNOVATION!',
the Creative Director yells hoping someone would care two hoots.
the Creative Director yells hoping someone would care two hoots.
Pivot, covet, technology, laboratory. He will use whatever mumbo to sway whichever jumbo. Heck, if you call him, he will sell.
Ogilvy. McCann. Dentsu. DDB. He has been to all their crazy parties with those more bonkers than him. Sometimes, he worked.
'Work is Worship' he mutters to himself as he questions what his life would be like if it weren't for this. God bless the Bill Beanbags and Leo Buttons, true legends of science.
Like all Creative Directors,
he is a vanity Nancy.
See his work
he is a vanity Nancy.
See his work
13 years later, the Creative Director exclaims 'it's been a HELLUVA RIDE.'
At the turn of the century, a distant rumble created the advertising industry, and years later, a boy was born with a square peg in a round hole...wait, what. Ah, forget it.
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Contrary to belief, most of his marbles are in place or have been found.
In fact, he has moved cities, five countries and networks to collect more marbles. He possesses an uncanny ability to find profound statements from the internet, which no one else can.
'Oh wow, it's amazing' the room gasps as he presents the headline on a visual conjured in 2 secs. Creative Director thinks of himself the rest of the day.
'Oh wow, it's amazing' the room gasps as he presents the headline on a visual conjured in 2 secs. Creative Director thinks of himself the rest of the day.
Artwork by Joseph Feely
The Mongol war machine was built on discipline and speed, honed through years of conquest. Unlike the heavily armored knights of Europe, Mongol warriors wore lightweight armor, often made of silk and leather, which allowed them to move quickly and strike with agility.
The key to their success lay in their mobility—each soldier had multiple horses, allowing them to travel hundreds of miles at a pace unimaginable to European forces.
They communicated with smoke signals, flags, and messengers, coordinating their attacks with precision. In March 1241, Mongol vanguards advanced into Europe, using reconnaissance and stealth to outmaneuver their enemies.
The key to their success lay in their mobility—each soldier had multiple horses, allowing them to travel hundreds of miles at a pace unimaginable to European forces.
They communicated with smoke signals, flags, and messengers, coordinating their attacks with precision. In March 1241, Mongol vanguards advanced into Europe, using reconnaissance and stealth to outmaneuver their enemies.
Artwork by Joseph Feely
On April 9, 1241, at Legnica, the Polish nobility and their allies gathered for a decisive battle. What they faced, however, was unlike any enemy they had ever fought. The Mongols unleashed a combination of psychological and military warfare, using smoke bombs, arrows, and terrifying war cries to break enemy morale. Their tactical brilliance lay in their ability to fragment the enemy ranks and swiftly cut them down.
In Hungary, just days later, at the Battle of Mohi (April 11), the Mongols used river crossings and surprise flanking maneuvers to trap King Béla IV’s forces, leading to the massacre of thousands. Both kingdoms were left devastated, their defenses shattered.
In Hungary, just days later, at the Battle of Mohi (April 11), the Mongols used river crossings and surprise flanking maneuvers to trap King Béla IV’s forces, leading to the massacre of thousands. Both kingdoms were left devastated, their defenses shattered.
Artwork by Joseph Feely
Europe’s salvation came not through military might but a twist of fate. In December 1241, just as the Mongols were poised to press further into Europe, news arrived that the Great Khan Ögedei, Genghis Khan’s successor, had died. Mongol law required all princes to return to Mongolia for the selection of a new Khan. Batu Khan, reluctantly withdrawing his forces, obeyed the call.
Had Ögedei lived just a few months longer, the Mongol conquest might have stretched deep into Germany and beyond, forever altering the shape of Europe. The Mongols withdrew, leaving behind a continent in ruins but untouched by further devastation.
Had Ögedei lived just a few months longer, the Mongol conquest might have stretched deep into Germany and beyond, forever altering the shape of Europe. The Mongols withdrew, leaving behind a continent in ruins but untouched by further devastation.
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